Checking out the real estate

In the market for a new home. Came across this lovely gem. My mother is worried we'll be living beyond our means, but I think we will do just nicely. With the new baby on the way, my income will most certainly be raised. Those suckers down at the Welfare office! Ha! I'll keep them believing I'm poor as poor can be, all the while living high on the hog! Up yours Ronald Regan.